Keep away from kids. Don't have them, encourage them or be responsible for them. Unless of course you want years of stress, financial strain, endless piles of laundry and little gratification. Just kidding, we love those little shits really.
Designed by Doug Haywood for THIS IS NOT A TOY exhibition, Touchbase Gallery Folkestone, November 2021
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.4 g/m²)
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Cover-stitched collar
• 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, Guatemala, or the US
Size guide
| XS | S | M | L | XL | |
| Shirt Length (inches) | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 |
| Chest Width (inches) | 16 ½ | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 |
| Chest to fit (inches) | 31-34 | 34-37 | 38-41 | 42-45 | 46-49 |
| Sleeve Length (inches) | 25 | 25 ⅝ | 26 ¼ | 26 ⅞ | 27 ½ |
| XS | S | M | L | XL | |
| Shirt Length (cm) | 69 | 71 | 74 | 76 | 79 |
| Chest Width (cm) | 42 | 46 | 51 | 56 | 61 |
| Chest to fit (cm) | 79-86 | 86-94 | 97-104 | 107-114 | 117-124 |
| Sleeve Length (cm) | 64 | 65 | 67 | 68 | 70 |